Are you lost, bud? No worries, I'm an excellent guide!
Arf! Arf!
Don't worry! I'm on it! I wish I had a cookie

Geez! This is pretty tiresome!
Am I getting close? Or am I just going in circles? Nah...
OK, I'm officially lost now... I think I saw a
What are we supposed to be looking for, anyway? @_@